{FD} Naked home invader tries to shower with woman, then cleans dirty dishes, cops say

A home intruder made himself comfortable inside a New Jersey residence Wednesday morning, stripping off his clothes and trying to get in the shower with someone inside before cleaning dirty dishes in the sink, police said.

{FD} Man who jumped to death helped hundreds of 9/11 rescuers

The broke Manhattan chiropractor who jumped with his wife to their deaths was “a saint” who helped relieve joint pain for hundreds of 9/11 rescuers, close friends told The Post.   Glenn Scarpelli, 53, who committed suicide Friday with his wife, Patricia Colant, 50, because of financial woes, spent days and nights volunteering his time at the World Trade Center after the 2001 terror attacks.

{FD} New York kayak killer pleads guilty to homicide in fiance’s death

?A woman accused of intentionally drowning her fiance in the Hudson River ?by tampering with his kayak ?in a plot to collect on his life insurance ?has dodged murder ?and manslaughter ?raps — pleading guilty Monday to the lesser charge of criminally negligent homicide.

{FD} Frat kicked off Arizona campus after threatening to kill ‘hazing rats’

A fraternity at the University of Arizona has been booted off campus for at least four years for allegedly hazing pledges by forcing them to assemble puzzles while boozed-up and blindfolded — and witnesses were warned that “rats” would be killed.

{FD} Retired NYPD cops, ex-prosecutor caught in corruption scandal

Four men — including two retired NYPD cops and a former Brooklyn assistant district attorney — were busted Tuesday as part of a widespread corruption scandal in which they accepted bribes in exchange for expediting gun permits, according to new court papers filed in Manhattan federal court.

{FD} Teacher fired after assignment asking students comfort level around gays, minorities

A teacher in Florida is out of a job after giving students an assignment asking them how they feel interacting with students of different races or groups — including young black men, fundamental Christians, Jewish roommates and transsexuals.