(Satire) Why Men Are Better Than Women

Here is why men are better than women:

Men have masculinity. Women have femininity. Masculinity is the quality of strength. Femininity is the quality of prettiness. Strength gets things done. Prettiness gets nothing done. In a nutshell:

The accomplishments of the strength of the masculinity
of men is better than the nonaccomplishments
of the prettiness of the femininity of women.